CPR Promotional Check-Up - Oct 7, 2011

Kara-jokey

Not one but two comedy tour promo requests came down yesterday. For tickets, "Kara-jokey" would have the DJ start a joke but leave off the punch line. First person to complete the joke with the intended line, wins.

Pizza Clients

One of the stations was looking to do something with a stand-alone pizza purveyor in their market. What if you did "F.L.A.T. Food, Fast"? Text in from work that you're Feeling Lazy And Tired, and the F.L.A.T. Fleet will arrive in 60 minutes with some free flat food.

Cell Phone Clients

Probably none of you have these clients so skip to the next item. But if you do, what about having the morning show, as The Not Ready For Landline Singers, do some off-key caroles that can be downloaded off the client's webpage. Maybe for $1 donation to a toys charity.

Sugar Daddy

This is the next level. I sent this out to a couple of stations on Friday...and on Sunday, as God is my witness, I was seated next to one. Guy in his mid-50's in a navy blue sportcoat and tennis whites. He owns seemingly most of northeast Wisconsin and a big chunk 'o Sannibel. Was traveling with his (smoking hot) 23 y/o girlfriend and her father. Who seemed to be enjoying the fruits of his daughters' conquest.

What would be Pick Your Purse times ten? The Sugar Daddy. Make the radio station a Sugar Daddy to female listeners. Not just hooking them up with purses, but with shoes and clothes and rent money. Maybe bring them out with you on a "business trip". I tested this on the Paige's Focus Group women...tested THROUGH THE ROOF.