CPR Promotional Check-Up - Oct 13, 2011

Mini Britney

Nick Cain at Citadel in Saginaw was into, well, some really strange fetish sites. And I'll just leave it at that. While looking for some new material from the Japanese, he stumbled upon this.

http://www.mini-britney.com/Home.html

Opening act for Jingle Ball? Car dealer remote entertainment? I don't know. But nothing I've seen in awhile has "Radio" written more on it. (Or "moron it")

X-Raying Candy

If someone isn't already offering this service, hook up with a hospital and put together a schedule of times when parents can haul in the booty to get it scanned for needles and pins. (Wasn't that a Linda Ronstadt song?)

Better Then Fiber

The Beat in Austin did a weekend titled "Things That Make You Go Poo" and did horror videos and adult Depends diapers. You could change "poo" to "boo" and still have a great concept.

Create An Urban Legend

How cool would that be? Start a scary rumor that will freak out local kids for generations to come. The urban legend in Austin (and apparently there's some truth to it) is that a section of railroad tracks out in the woods is haunted by children killed in a school bus/train collision from the 40's. For sixty years college and highschool students have accepted the dare to go out there at night..