CPR Promotional Check-Up - Mar 5, 2012

I rarely use my bully pulpits except to occasionally call law students sluts, so be sure to give me a vote for "Consultant Of The Year" for WWRS. If I win, drinks will be on me at the W bar. And if you can't be there, my co-worker Jill Davidson will scan her boobs and email you a pic.

For Your Restaurant/Bar Clients

One of the stations has an Applebee's type of client that wanted "something" for a Wednesday night.

When I have early flights, I'll usually get a hotel near the Minneapolis airport. One of them is in a "nice" 'burb and across the parking lot is an upscale type of bar/restaurant. Sports bar in one area, good food in the other. Several Monday's ago I wandered over for dinner, and the joint was packed. Hostess asked if I was there for bingo. I said no and grabbed the last open table.

At about 6:45 she started working the room, handing out bingo cards to people at all the booths and tables. Whole families of them. All Monday night regulars who come for food and bingo. Number calling started at 7 pm and the games were all good for either cash or tabs or appetizers. Again, packed. And all regulars.

Running (Crawling) Baby Betting

One of the stations has a Leprechaun Race slated for St. Patrick's Day. Eight kids in green diapers crawling towards a pot of gold. (Actually "gold level" tickets to the local concert venue; win and get a pair of tickets to every concert this summer. $1000 value)

They're getting into the aesthetics of if and will have a giant black pot with rainbow'ed steamers, etc.

On line? They'll have photos of the kids and racetrack-type stats. How they crawl in the mud. Medications they may be on. Members of their listener club can place a "bet" on which kid will win. One of the people who pick the correct baby will be in a second chance drawing for more "gold" tickets.