CPR Promotional Check-Up - Jan 21, 2014

Don't Do This

An AE somewhere submitted a contest proposal that would have listeners "enter to win a chance to win". Run. Away. Just like your listeners would if they heard that.

Getting Them Out Of The Dog House

Every guy has, at least once, f'ed up Valentines. Badly. (I rode around delivering Kiss-A-Grams with a limo full of models [strippers] and drinking JD all day on the 14th in 1991. I puked behind the dumpster at the station, went home and passed out. 23 years later, I am reminded of this once-a-year. Minimum.) One of the clients has some flyaways and is doing a spin on Second Chance At Romance. Guys call in, tell how they ended up in the dog house FOR LIFE because of a VD screw up. They will be given a task to do, like stand on a street corner dressed as cupid, getting people to sign a petition for his forgiveness. He completes the task and gets the warm weather vacation and his previous faux pas is a distant memory.

More Visually Challenged Valentines Stuff

From one of the cooler morning shows: We will be doing the Blindfolded Blind Date this year with 3 couples. We will be going along on the dates on Valentine's night. We are taking them to a Japanese hibachi place. It should be hilarious to see them try and catch flying veggies and shrimp in their mouths blindfolded!!

For Gonadally Challenged Men

One of the stations has a "bunch" of very cool concert tickets that need to be done around Valentines. 1000 years ago there was a woman who had a desk next to the window, across the atrium from the station where I worked. I would bump into Laura (got her name through the building handyman) at the coffee joint but for five years, I never had the guts to ask her out. I was an idiot.

This is kind of a spin on what Lisa Lisa used to do at 'HYT; call in, tell the DJ all the info and have the DJ make the call and ask her, or him, out to the concert with you.