CPR Promotional Check-Up - Jul 18, 2014

A Summer Umbrella Deserves A Summer Song

Z-102.9 in Cedar Rapids has a great Sumbrella (TM pending) with "Best Summer Ever". Now, their station band has donea tune for it.

Zoinks!

Newcap in Edmonton has storefront studios in the West Edmonton Mall (the largest in the world) and one day the midday host looked up and Brad and Angelina were standing watching her do her show. She said that she promptly defecated in her pants. Same thing happened to me when I ran into Eugene from The Jets in the mens room in the Itasca Building.

Mix in Orlando had a visitor yesterday morning outside their studio windows. http://mix1051.cbslocal.com/2014/06/17/video-a-wild-bear-visits-the-mix-105-1-studios/

Jerry Miller, Insultant To The Stars

Jerry Miller is my alter ego. He is what Tony Clifton was to Andy Kaufman. He was a one-time bit with the morning show at 98PXY when Steve O who is now at KDWB was there. He asked me to leave a vm as a dbag morning show consultant. I did. Phones blew up. He asked for another one. A week later the audience wanted to track me down and kill me.

I've done "Jerry" 18 times and he's 18-0. To the point that I have to change the name every time because, as in the case of Hot in Ottawa, they Googled and found evidence that it had been done as a bit.

He's back and doing it on a major market morning show this week. The GM's email is blowing up with listeners begging her to fire "me". This is from the morning guy's FB page:

When lilstening to the consultant's voice mail today, I got a little offended. As a listener, I don't ever want to hear someone say, that no one cares about what the listeners have to say. It really upset me. Don't they know, if it weren't for us listeners, there would be no station? Keep doing what you do!

Another one

Omg I just heard that guy you had on the radio wtf? I'm with you and (cohost) he's a (bad word) I love listening to you guys