CPR Promotional Check-Up - Dec 9, 2014

For Your 2015 Remotes And Appearances

Sitting by the Holidome pool, as the refugees frolicked and got seriously liquored up, I sought solace in the Good Book. Well, a Fair Book at least. A Sky Mall magazine. And there in the pages of such fine merchandise as a $3000 clear plastic cannoe and programmable dog watering dish, I found your next toy. The thing that will finally put the dreaded prize wheel out to pasture for good. A marshmallow gun. http://www.toyblowgun.com/ is the link for this totally safe and fun gun that will shoot a miniature marshmallow up to 50 feet. What can you do with it? What can't you do with it?

Wax For Toys

Many of you are going to be doing last minute toy drives. But like any campaign, you need an incentive. My suggestion? Set a goal and if it's reached, the morning girl will give her partner (a guy) a very thorough Brazilian bikini wax. THAT should get the donations going. Kinda like the thing that Scott Spezanno did in Rochester where he was wrapped in a full body cast: Get Plastered For The Holidays.

Wall Of Shame

It goes without saying that alcohol will be consumed on New Years Eve. And with alcohol comes stupidity. And thanks to cameraphones, there comes shaming. You should have people all night on the 31st, e-mailing in pictures of people passed out, with lampshades on their head or otherwise being idiots. And post them in real time. Give people something to remember their night by…when they can't remember it the next morning.

Fitness

1st Quarter seems to be the time that these requests come out of the woodwork so let's try to get ahead of the curve with some ideas for these clients. So…let's get ready to Zumbal…..

Health Fairs People are trying to be more healthy and do other things to avoid seeing their doctor (ie: spending money) so what if you did a Health Fair at one of these facilities. BP tests. Heart checks. All the basics. Multiple client potential on this.

The Buddy Program What if you did a thing on-line where you helped people find compatible (schedule, location) workout buddies. This isn't a singles thing. This is helping listeners meet someone who will keep them on the program and encourage them and maybe become friends with. Having one of the announcers create a little team of W.O.B.'s to get fit with would be cool and great bonding with the listeners.

"Healthy Hour" A workout time for people who are leaving work. They donate the money that would have spent on drinks to an applicable charity.

Thons The MS Society in the Twin Cities used to do an Aerobithon as a fundraiser. Several hundred people in a gym dancing and sweating. Mancow's first-ever appearance in SFO was at something like this in Half Moon Bay.

Retro-lutions. For people who broke their New Years Eve promise and want another shot. Remote with a price break for people who come and sign up.

ThighPod. A downloadable workout mix for the website, with client spots inserted.

At-Workout. A feature on the website with exercises and activities that the cubical dwellers can do to stay fit between 9 and 5.

St. Fattys Day. All March 17th, people can sign up and purchase discounted memberships, anonymously, through your website.

Release The Pics! Somewhere a station is about to start something called "The Incentive". Send in a photo of your fat self and goal weight you want to get down to. If you reach the goal, the station deletes your picture and no one ever sees it. If you fall short/heavy, they post it for everyone to see.