CPR Promotional Check-Up - May 31, 2017

Worst. Teacher. Ever.

One of the morning guys found this.

As far as I can tell, it didn't go too "national" at the time but it should get the phones going. Personally, I think the teacher was wrong but that she probably put up with a lot and I would have taken him outside and beaten the crap out of him weeks before.

Here's what I would do. Talk about it on the show. Get a "listener" (please note the quotations) who has the boss from Hell and he's decided to start taping his tirades. He emails in some audio every day. The screaming, swearing employer. Misogynist. Hit all the hot buttons. Make him the most hated person in town. And you're going to out him after you've listened to this for a week. THEN...his attorneys get involved, you can't say his name or you'll be sued and the bit fades away. Like the "love song request to the married TV anchor" bit.

Up On The Roof

An OM to remain nameless has a band coming through that, essentially, the label says "Do whatever you want with them." The Beatles did their final show on the roof of their studio. U2 did a show on the roof of a liquor store and turned it into a video. What if you took a band, put them on the roof of a gas station and you pumped while they played?

Suck & Win

So, you have $1000 in gas or some other large prize? Get your qualifiers lined up next to an equal number of gallon jugs of water on a shelf or table or bench. They each get a length of aquarium hose. On cue, they stick it, suck, spit and the first person to siphon it dry wins.