CPR Promotional Check-Up - Oct 23, 2019

Gourd-geous

Halloween photo galleries have begun to pop up. What if you had listeners makeover their pumpkins to look like celebrities? Wig. Nose. Makeup. Piercings. Post and vote.

Dog House Monday

Part of being a guy is that we are inherently dumb and prone to doing stupid things that really upset the women in our life.

This could be a Sales package with a weekly prize on Monday morning for the guy who most effed up his weekend and SERIOUSLY needs to get out of trouble with the Miss or Mrs. The station and it's valued clients will help in the damage control by giving him dinner for two, maybe a spa package and a night out. Ask me about my first Valentines as a married guy.

The Night Before Thanksgiving Club Gig

The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is traditionally a BIG night for clubs. Kids home from college. No work the next day. It ends in "day". (We all need our excuses to drink. Lighten up.)

One of the stations was looking for a theme. Understand that many of the people who would WANT to be going out will be committed to sitting around the living room getting caught up with rellies.

What if, on your website, you had a section to sign up for your Escape Call/Text. You log on, pick a time and a number to call/text them.

So, at 8:15 pm, after hearing about Aunt Dotties childhood on the farm near Bloomington, Illinois, my cell phone rings. I answer, make the approriate number of "Uh huh's", "yes's", "when's?" and "for how longs?" and hang up.

I then turn to the 300 relatives crammed into the family room at my in-laws and say "Darn. Jerry has a problem. I need to get home and re-send something to the manager in Hawaii or I'm going to have take off ALL tomorrow and rewrite their imaging. Something happened with their computer system." I make the appropriate number of sad goodbyes, tell everyone I'll see them tomorrow and flee to Club Cancun where Lucas from KDWB will be doing free drink specials for 18 year-old girls with bad self-esteem and daddy issues.

The other option is to ENCOURAGE the listeners to bring the cousins they're supposed to be entertaining with games of Risk, popcorn and re-runs on TBS.