CPR Promotional Check-Up - Feb 3, 2021

What-A-Burger

In 28 years of intense business travel and sketchy food, I’ve only been food poisoned twice. Both times in Tyler, Texas and one of those was a gas station What-A-Burger. But I digress. If you have them in the market and they’re asking for promotions for their spicy chicken sandwich, let me know. Because nothing says “scintillating fun” like registering your email to win a $1.79 prize.

Mardi Bra

This has begun to pop up in quite a few markets and is a charity drive to collect supplies for women living in shelters or low-income housing. Unless you have something on the 16th already, see if there’s one in your market that you can tie in to. Fifth Annual Mardi Bra | Salt Lake City Mission

Super Feasts

In any economy a grocery store gift card is a great prize and there is a LOT that you can do with them outside of entering your email. ‘ROR in Boston and Hot in Knoxville did The High/Low Grocery Cart. Every week they’d go to the client, walk the aisles, fill the cart with random items, take a photo, scan all of the items, get the total and then let the store handle the hassle of replacing everything.

You then post the photo and using a high/low methodology have people try to guess the total value of everything in the cart to win “a cart full of groceries” which sounds way better than “gift card.”

Social media has provided all of our research for us. What do people do during the Super Bowl? They comment on commercials and post photos of their big spread of food they’ve been working on all week.

So, if people are going to post this stuff, they should tag you and hopefully win some groceries to fill the bug vacuous hole once the leftovers have been consumed.

Friend Zones

If “friend zone” wasn’t funny, there wouldn’t be a million memes mocking the status. Yep. Nothing is funnier than going to New York with a friend for five days and being told “You’re better than any guy I’ve dated!” Yep. That’s funny stuff.

So this is going to be great. From a CHR that must remain momentarily nameless: “vday promo, we're going to be doing a "friendzone rescue" where you have to favorite us (drop a heart on us) on the RDC app for the chance to win a Vegas getaway, including spa treatments, where you can hopefully massage your friendship into something more romantic.”

Valentines Imaging

But first some Super Bowl imaging. Superbowl by cprpromo | Free Listening on SoundCloud

And some archived Valentines imaging. Valentines by cprpromo | Free Listening on SoundCloud

And some copy:

(Man in the back ground repeating “She loves me, she love me not”) Because even people with OCD need love, Happy Valentines from (station)

When you’re stalking ex’s on Facebook this Valentines and beating yourself up over “what if’s” and “what could’ve been’s” just remember that tomorrow is a new day. Every cloud has a silver lining. You’re only as young as you fe…yeah…you blew it with them all. Happy Valentines Day from (station)

(Night time music feature), a perfect accompaniment to Candy Crush and a Swanson’s Hungryman dinner. Happy Solo Valentines from (station)

Just a reminder, if she says “Valentines isn’t that important to me”, she’s lying. Don’t blow it and if you do, well, we’ll always be there for you. Because Valentines isn’t that important to us at (station)

Valentines Tip #328: take a moment today to memorize what color her eyes are. Because sometime, she WILL ask you.

WE HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, WE’RE KINDA FREE TO LOVE EVERYONE. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM 96.5 KOOL FM.. WE LOVE ANYONE

THE IRONY OF ABBREVIATING VALENTINES DAY IS NOT LOST ON US..THAT’S JUST KINDA GROSS. 96.5 KOOL FM – WE LOVE ANYONE AND THAT’S WHAT KINDA BROUGHT US HERE.

IT’S ALMOST VALENTINES DAY AND WE CAN FINALLY SAY WE LOVE YOU. IT’S TRUE, WE LOVE YOU. THERE, WE SAID IT. 96.5 KOOL FM, WE LOVE ANYONE. BUT MOSTLY YOU.

KOOL IS ALL ABOUT THE LOVE. WELL ACTUALLY WE’RE ABOUT MAKING LOTS OF MONEY TOO BUT LOVE IS IMPORTANT THIS TIME OF YEAR TOO. 96.5 KOOL FM

WE’RE JUST PATIENTLY WAITING FOR OUR VALENTINES CARD FROM YOU, CHECKING THE MAIL EVERY DAY. STILL NO SIGN. HAPPY VALENTINES TO YOU, HOPE YOU AT LEAST GET ONE STINKIN’ VALENTINES CARD. 96.5 KOOL FM, WE LOVE ANYONE.

WE’RE NOT PICKY, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. 96.5 KOOL FM..WE LOVE ANYONE

3770 KEMPT ROAD, SUITE 200…HALIFAX…JUST IN CASE YA LOST THE ADDRESS CAUSE WE STILL DON’T SEE YOUR VALENTINES GIFT HERE. WE LOVE YOU. DON’T YOU LOVE US? 96.5 KOOL FM…WE LOVE YOU

FILLING THE AIRWAVES WITH LOVE, AND SOME SONGS. 96.5 KOOL FM. WE LOVE ANYONE.

FEBRUARY 14TH IS THE TIME TO SHOW THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM 96.5 KOOL FM. WOW THAT WAS ODDLY SINCERE OF US.

LOVE HURTS. LOVE ME DO. LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR. AT 96.5 KOOL-FM, LOVE IS NOUN AND VERB.

VALENTINE’S DAY IS ALL ABOUT THE LOVE AT 96.5 KOOL-FM. WE LOVE MUSIC, WE LOVE VARIETY, AND WE LOVE SPICY INDIAN FOOD.

AS POET J. GEILS ONCE SAID, LOVE STINKS. LIKE THE HARBOUR ON A HOT SUMMER DAY. OR LIKE THE MOOSEHEADS THIS SEASON. 96.5 KOOL-FM.

AT 96.5 KOOL-FM, LOVE IS IN THE AIR (pause) NO WAIT, THAT’S JUST FAULTY WIRING.

AS POET STEVEN STILLS ONCE SAID, LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH. UNLESS YOU’RE ROMAN POLANSKI. THEN YOU WANNA THINK TWICE ABOUT THAT. 96.5 KOOL-FM.

ADVICE FOR MEN FROM 96.5 KOOL-FM: THERE ARE SIX NHL GAMES TONIGHT. WATCH ANY OF ‘EM, AND YOU’RE SLEEPING ON THE SOFA DUDE.

AS POET PAUL SIMON ONCE SAID, THERE MUST BE 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER. BEING CHASED DOWN THE DRIVEWAY BY AN ANGRY SCANDANAVIAN WOMAN SWINGING A NINE IRON WASN’T ON THE LIST. 96.5 KOOL-FM.

Female VO:

I'm going to go slip into a special Valentine's Day outfit I picked out, just for you. While I change, enjoy the start of another B96 Commercial Free Hour!

Still hoping that little blue pill kicks in so you can enjoy your Valentine's Day? No worries...here's a B96 Commercial Free Hour while you wait.

B96 wants to apologize to Lindsay Lohan. We told her that necklace was our Valentine's Day gift to her. Oops. Chicago's B96

Attention men: If you haven't gotten your lady anything for Valentine's Day yet, you are totally screwed! Oh well...hope this song cheers you up.. Chicago's B96.

Single on Valentine's Day? Don't worry...Jason Cage is too. Of course that's because he is saving himself for Snooki from Jersey Shore.....Ewwww, really??!?!

Because we love you so much, B96 is changing our Facebook relationship status to" In A Relationship". Happy Valentine's Day lovers! Chicago's B96

Male VO:

B96 is sharing the love with you this Valentine’s Day...And, no, not the kind of love that requires a trip to the clinic. Happy Valentine’s Day from Chicago's B96!

Still hoping that little blue pill kicks in so you can enjoy your Valentine's Day? No worries...here's a B96 Commercial Free Hour while you wait. When your done trolling Craigslist for a last minute Valentine's...ehhhemmmm...DATE...

click over to B96.com. We might not have someone to give you that "sensual massage" you're craving, but there are plenty of pics of Ke$ha & Rihanna. Just saying.

Because we love you so much, B96 is changing our Facebook relationship status to" In A Relationship". Happy Valentine's Day lovers! Chicago's B96

Did you wake up with J & Shelly this morning? Maybe if you have a great Valentine's Day you can wake up with Stylz and Roman tomorrow. Just remember that Roman likes his eggs scrambled....