CPR Promotional Check-Up - Aug 18, 2022

Las Vegas Contesting

Vegas is the #1 domestic tourism destination in the US, so click and register, or putting it in the VIP Club, would be a real waste of a great opportunity to have some fun. Like Y-98 in St. Louis with a Britney trip to Atlantic City a couple of years ago. Appointment times and a creative character = win.

Fashion Archeology

There are going to be some tours of artists from, uh, “past years” this Summer. Of all formats. So what if you did an archeological dig as some mall that hasn’t been around since 1997. We just found and are gently extracting an Orange Julius cup. “Be careful to preserve it in ether Docent Johnson.” Dig up a different fashion item from that era, like, leg warmers and that’s the item you need to dig out a photo of you wearing. Like, “acid washed jeans” or “cheesy 80’s p+rn stache.”

Sell This

This has been done by Z-102.9 in Cedar Rapids and really taps into the whole “parents with kids” thing. They’ve done Daddy/Daughter Hair Day where men come in with their little girls and learn how to braid and basically bond and get them ready for school.

It could also be done as Daddy Packers: learn how to make your kids lunch, and let them feast on your creation. Get a grocery store with a deli in for this, and yes, I’d be the first to sign up.

Are You Choking?

The name says it all. A morning show bit that has you conferencing a listener as they call their mom, grandparent or similar related-authority figure. They start out the conversation normally but a few seconds into it, they start making choking sounds. They win if the person they’re calling asks “Are you choking?” within 30 seconds. Maturity is highly over-rated.