CPR Promotional Check-Up - May 31, 2023

The Pothole Patrol

Just as they say with “If life gives you lemons…”, if Mother Nature gives you potholes, sell it. 93Q Pothole Patrol | CONTEST | WNTQ-FM

An Eras Party

KS95 has created a two night party with outfit contesting and ticket giveaways for Taylor’s upcoming two night stand in Minny. The Taylor Swift ERAS PARTY! – KS95 94.5

Petriotism

Jammin’ 101.5 in Denver did Chihuahua Races for Cinco de Mayo and myTalk in the Twin Cities did Corgi Races for the coronation. If you have an event on the 4th that needs time-filling, how about having listeners trick out their dogs in red, white and blue, and do a race? You will most assuredly get TV coverage. The 12th Annual Chihuahua Races RECAP - JAMMIN' 101.5

Graduations

They are about to commence in earnest™. Rob from KyXy suggests:

1. Read comments that people wrote in the yearbooks of the various talent on the show. Or even all of the airstaff. Call and ID it as “Drunk after a hockey game? Had to be Mauler.” Ding it was.
2. Laura Daniels at Mix in Buffalo re-did all of the jock bio shots a couple of years ago so that they looked like they’d be from a high school year book. That’s pretty funny.
3. Or replace your jock bio shots with their senior class photos.

Divorcing A Friend

I have a very funny and wacky friend named Reed who has what she calls a mental shoebox that is under her bed. When a friend has ticked her off or otherwise betrayed the friendship, they go in the box.

I heard this very reminiscent-of-Seinfeld thing on a station yesterday. A listener has a long time friend who had just sucked the life out of her. This person is just a drain on her emotionally and she doesn’t know how to break it off. So the morning guy is going to.