CPR Promotional Check-Up - Jul 24, 2023

Obviously, I’m Offended

Michael Martin and I once did a weekend contest that played off “Win It Before You Can Buy It” and did “Premature Etickulation”: the station was giving out tickets quickly and way before most stations did. Kiss 102.3 in Albany got ahead of this week’s graduations in that market with a weekend ticket contest.

Great Moments In Jock Bios

Repeat after me: “They all look the same.” Good. That’s the first step. B-103.9 in Ft. Myers for years had Giant Ball OF Rubberbands as the overnight host. It was literally a giant ball of rubberbands. He had his own bio and photo. K-Bear in Anchorage has a stuffed bear as the overnight host. Why? Why not?

Fake Tweets

If you haven’t read the Jo Jo Wright piece below, do. Best night guy I ever worked with and is still kicking butt in a tiny market out west.

One of the night guys channeled his inner Jo Jo and sent himself a fake tweet from a listener who may have accidentally been caught in an act of infidelity at a station event, in a selfie the jock took. From said night talent:

Used this to make the fake DM, screen grabbed it then cropped and blurred it in Paint.