CPR Promotional Check-Up

Diamonds Are A Squirrels Best Friend

Not that ANY of you had jewelers clamoring for Valentines promotions...but...now that the orgy of sales is over, they REALLY need you. You get a pen or other enclosure. You put twenty photos of ex-boyfriends in it. The first one your squirrel poops on, wins it for the girl who submitted. You actually use a gerbil and scroll a thing across the bottom of the vid recap that Citizens Against Squirrel Exploitation forced an injunction and made you go with the gerbil instead.

More Radio-isms

Wow did THAT strike a chord with some of you.

From Tony Travatto at Mix in San Antonio: My favorite is when DJ's refer to "the board"

From Eddie Haskell at Citadel/ABQ: Be sure to stop by the "remote" this weekend!

From Ron Harrell at WDVD/WDRQ in Detroit: A few of my hot buttons:

• "You're in the running for"... How 'bout just "qualified"?
• "Your name is in the hopper." Old ag term. Have heard it recently on American radio.
• "We're having fun at Bob's Ford." Sorry, nobody's having fun at a car dealership remote unless it's a Donkey Show.
• "Details just around the corner." Should I turn left at the light?
• Another one related to "Sounder" is "Montage."

From Mark Adams at Hot Hits 95.7 in Houston: If I hear that f**king VIP thing one more time I'm going to gouge me ears out. Family Four packs must die.