CPR Promotional Check-Up

Twilight

This is the next "must have". And like the movie series about drunk promiscuous women, there are massive opportunities to get some clients (and their money) involved in your promotion.

Love At First Bite
As good a time as any to finish the evening with a single's event.

Love At First Byte
Fly 92 in Albany did their single's event for an artist performance, on the website. Ten men and ten women were voted on and matched by the listeners. "Mix And Match For Mraz".

VITM's
At the screening, work the people as they exit and invite them to your after-party. Their tickets? Rub-on tattoos of bite marks on their neck. Flash their neck and get in.

Stakes & Steaks
Stakes in the heart and steaks in your stomach. Tie in an Outback or Sizzler as the co-sponsor and coupon the tickets. (The agency can and WILL do this with enough advance notice.)

Fangs For The Memories
People WILL attend in costume. Have a photographer there doing sittings. They can go by the studio later and see if they want to purchase the portrait.

Teeth Whitening
I think it was Kiss in Boise that tied in an orthodontist with the last Twilight screening.

Tanning
Just because you're one of the Undead does NOT mean you have to be all pasty.

Bats & Balls
Either a batting cage or a local ballclub would be a no-brainer.

A Mattress Client
Because if you're going to be alive for eternity, you may as well get a decent night's sleep. The person who wins the mattress should be able to watch the screening from it. And its life time warranty is capped out at 3000 years.

Blood Bank
Do a remote with the Red Cross. Donate blood and get tickets.

Love At First Fright
If you married two fans at the beginning of your screening...it'll be worldwide by morning. Jewelers. Flowers. A funeral home to provide a hearse for them to go to their hotel.

Accoutrement
Many of you just blew 'em away with great Googlizing last time. Not too late to start thinking about bats flying around the site, a full moon, or DJ bios that have enjoyed some tweaking. "During the Black Plague, Dave Ryan was doing mornings at VAMP 93 in Bratislava and created the contest, 'Battle Of The Paupers'." Having the jock photos grow fangs is a no-brainer. And be sure to snag the line from Peterman "And if you ARE one of the undead....we'll find out." From the 'Sidler' episode of Seinfeld. For your imaging.