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I was doing some trip research for a Mennonite youth mission to Guatemala and stumbled across LVRI which is a cosmetic surgery for rehabbing the Bikini Zone. This is a burgeoning business. I kid you not. Clinics in many many markets. This is from one in Phoenix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G57IM9ciwI0&feature=related Totally SFW. As a bit for June weddings, it WOULD be the gift that keeps on giving.

Your Studio Lines

Falling under the "Why not?" category, I think it would be hilarious if the company "outsourced" the studio line to India. For like a week. Get some exchange students answering the phone. Why? Why not? Everything is an op for stupidity. My tech with Earthlink the other day was "Peter Anderson". He wanted to have me log in and chat through the challenge I was experiencing...the chat bar said that I was in communication with Krishtar.

Opposites Attract

(My favorite receptionist went and auditioned for season two of "The Real World". Came back devastated; they were all actors. Duh. It was set up so that there would be friction and drama.) Much like "Wife Swap". Ever notice that polar opposites are put together? Because it's boring to watch people who get along.

Messing around with couples and romance does NOT have to be relegated to Valentines, If you do any kind of mixing/matching bit, have them fill out a questionnaire. You want to pair the Goth up with the Born Again. The vegetarian up with the avid hunter. Because conflict is interesting.