CPR Promotional Check-Up - Mar 15, 2011

Where Is Paige?

The more profane version of "Where Is Waldo?" answers that question with: Birmingham, England. I'm at BRMB-FM for their Naked Wedding today.

April Fools Day

The new frontier (as of about 1998) is fake websites. Fake spots for fake products that lead to fake websites. I have a load of faux spot copy if you'd like to see it. In the meantime, some examples that Greg Runyon from KZIA stumbled on at www.insulting.com

Pimp Dad's Car

First, prom is going to fall on just a couple of nights in your town. And every limo within 500 miles WILL be booked. To even have one on lock-down puts you at an enormous advantage in terms of leveraging the teens. You'll be able to get them to do anything to win it.

FRED-FM gave away a convertible Corvette for a highschool student to use for the night. Thus enabling them to say "FRED-FM's Topless Prom".

I took Gretchen Allen to prom in my dad's Ford Matador. (Think "the rental car from 'Planes, Trains And Automobiles") Which explains a lot of why that evening was a horrible disappointment in all departments. What if you teamed up with a detailer, a car electronics client, maybe an auto upholsterer and help trick out some kids' dads' car? So he can arrive, if not in style, with a minimum of embarrassment.